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[medals]

i think ianthe asked me out?

[guitarpicks]

like on a date? to dinner? for bondage?

[medals]

on a date, i think?

is that uhm
okay?

[otherbitches]

who's ianthe?

[ Asked purely to be annoying. He entirely knows who Ianthe is. ]

[medals]

i can say no, i just wanted to check. if we're okay with that?

[guitarpicks]

do you want to say no?

i’m ok with it ( he and ianthe are fine now so it’s not awkward. also they hooked up again so he can’t be a hypocrite here. )

[otherbitches]

yeah do you want to lick her pussy or what?

why are you asking?

1/2

[medals]

you two are the fucking worst

2/2

[medals]

BECAUSE you complete BUFFOONS

i literally haven't been sleeping with anyone else except you and the three stooges in the woods?

[guitarpicks]

wait—- not even at like… the festival things?

[otherbitches]

we didn't talk about THAT either. [ and they know who he's thinking of. ]

go sleep with her then. [ 'date' is not registering to him as 'more important.' ]

[medals]

not since recūmita really?? and! we were not calling this anything then!!!


ANYWAY i fucked murphy in december, but then everything got weird and we made it official, so... there's been. no one else?

[guitarpicks]

oh. well, shit. murphy too huh?

fucking is fine? i’m fine with fucking or a date ( totally fine. it’s fine. it’s—- )

i’ve been fucking? fucking is—- we have to fuck to purge zadza if one of us gets separated

( nervous feelings at billy’s little comment about THAT. ahahahahaha. )

[medals]

[ wait a minute]

yeah i know
but we're not dating other people so it feels idk. like i should ask.

[otherbitches]

[ They all want labels, labels, labels!! Jem's been his girl for ages it feels. As early as her kissing away his fears this place was hell.

Also, he's squinting. When exactly are they supposed to start counting? Because he and Murphy SORT of figured shit out in the winter, but it got intense after... well, everything that came later. ] You know I'm...

[ dating ] with Murphy?

[medals]

the whole town knows you're 'with murphy'? he doesn't count as 'other people'

neither does that sad old man you both fuck

[guitarpicks]

everybody knows, b

and he’s not that… sad
ok so jim doesn’t count, john and house
… iggy? ( just naming names now )

[medals]

iggy is my sweet angel baby and if either of you break HIS heart i will send you on a month long stay with the duchess

anyway who else.

[otherbitches]

[ he's baffled. what's going on? ]

everyone?
or regularly? lottie.

[medals]

[be normal be normal be normal be normal be normal be normal -]

what do you mean regularly

[otherbitches]

are you having a stroke?

regularly? you know.

regularly?

[guitarpicks]

that’s not happening jeSUS

also lottie… and lestat regularly
wait
no not—- it’s been a while actually… with him ( aemond is complicated and it’s been a while but void dreams, u know?

then a squawk at billy: ) wait how regularly is regularly for you?

[medals]

wow, both of you, huh.

[otherbitches]

i.... guess so?

[ how regularly??? ] we hang out.

what's happening

[guitarpicks]

uh, i guess we have similar taste? ( no shit with their track record but… sense of danger rising. )