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[medals]

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[guitarpicks]

that’s not happening jeSUS

also lottie… and lestat regularly
wait
no not—- it’s been a while actually… with him ( aemond is complicated and it’s been a while but void dreams, u know?

then a squawk at billy: ) wait how regularly is regularly for you?

[medals]

wow, both of you, huh.

[otherbitches]

i.... guess so?

[ how regularly??? ] we hang out.

what's happening

[guitarpicks]

uh, i guess we have similar taste? ( no shit with their track record but… sense of danger rising. )

[medals]

you're just fucking?

[otherbitches]

[ ???! ]

i said we hang out.

[guitarpicks]

wait—- does murphy count for me or also no?

[medals]

[this is a trap]

oh, like friends with benefits?

pay attention edward.

[otherbitches]

[ Is he in danger? Why is he in danger? ]

more than friends.

[ 1) what is wrong, and 2) what is the correct course of action? ]

you want me to [ a beat ] invite her over?

[medals]

gee billy
what do YOU think

[otherbitches]

[ .........

.....

................. ]

are you not friends

[medals]

we're coworkers.

[guitarpicks]

( billy, no. do not engage. do not—-

a beat: ) so. i am sensing—-

grave mistakes have been made and things should have been mentioned…

but maybe we can—- you know, regroup and do that from now on?

[medals]

no, no. why don't you both have a GREAT time regrouping with your new girlfriend!

1/2

[otherbitches]

[ what the fuck. ]

so.

[otherbitches]

when should this shit be mentioned? first thrust? third fuck? it hasn't been a secret, and you've been plenty busy with your boyfriends too.

[guitarpicks]

cAN YOU BOTH TAKE A DEEP BREATH

[medals]

lol.

[otherbitches]

what the fuck is the matter????

[guitarpicks]

jem
baby
i love you
billy loves you

the only person we want to go home to is you so there’s no regrouping with anyone else ( NO ONE ARGUE WITH HIM RN ) you’re number 1

so can we all come home and actually talk in person instead of this ( before he stalks off and cries about it ) because we need to talk about this

[medals]

what else is there to talk about???

[otherbitches]

of course i love you??
OBVIOUSLY i love you???

[ why are they talking about this?? this way??? ]

[guitarpicks]

what else? relationship shit? this is my first one so idk what the fuck i’m doing but like what’s going through your head rn, bc we fucked up but… should we all be asking? telling?

i wanna say sorry in person

[medals]

[BEGRUDGINGLY softening]

why am i the ONLY ONE who thought to ask or talk about it. first of all.

[otherbitches]

[ WHAT exactly is he saying SORRY for? He almost stubbornly goes radio silent, truly having no idea what the protocol is. Then abruptly: ]

did i cheat on you??

[ Because he didn't think he was!!!! ]