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[guitarpicks]

what he transforms into? he takes care of his shit better than i do
he has a diabel's mark

[medals]

doesn't really provide much more info tbh

[guitarpicks]

what info do u want?
yes, he's a vampire all the time?

[medals]

whats he LIKE

[otherbitches]

[ helpfully: ] she wants to know his dick size.

[medals]

don't project onto me

[otherbitches]

you’re right, sorry, babe.
she wants to know how big his tits are.

[guitarpicks]

( since it was put out there ; ) he has a nice dick for those wondering. he's the hot blonde guy with a french accent that usually doms at the festivals

he has a coffin he sleeps in

but he's also helped me a lot with the whole controlling myself thing and some other vampire powers shit. he actually doesn't want me ripping throats out, which is good for everyone

[medals]

is he SAFE

[guitarpicks]

yeah, he's fine

he's not going to change me or anything ( yet???? )

[medals]

now when you say change

[otherbitches]

you meant 'charge' right?

[guitarpicks]

like into a vampire full time

wtf would he charge me for?

[medals]

edward.

[guitarpicks]

he already said no! it's fine

[medals]

YOU ASKED?

[otherbitches]

[ .........you stupid motherfucker. ]

[guitarpicks]

ok like you two wouldn't at least ask if you met a really hot actual vampire

I WAS HAVING A CRISIS

[medals]

ok we're not the ones who asked, first of all

[otherbitches]

he's not wrong.
you would've asked.

which crisis?

[medals]

absolutely not
can you picture me as someone immortal? i'd be so fucking horrible

[guitarpicks]

a 'no way to protect my mind from this shit happening again' crisis

yes? and you wouldn't ( both of them as immortals and his? maybe a thought he's had. maybe. he feels insane so doesn't chase that one. nope. not right now. )

[otherbitches]

whats that even mean?
being a vampire? you live forever and can't go to the beach?

is that why i don't now this guy? he's asleep all day?

[medals]

that is exactly it b

[guitarpicks]

yeah, the tragedy is that i'd have no more beach days and lose my golden tan

but yeah, he sleeps all day
and the blood sucking thing is like... the only way he eats