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[guitarpicks]

( since it was put out there ; ) he has a nice dick for those wondering. he's the hot blonde guy with a french accent that usually doms at the festivals

he has a coffin he sleeps in

but he's also helped me a lot with the whole controlling myself thing and some other vampire powers shit. he actually doesn't want me ripping throats out, which is good for everyone

[medals]

is he SAFE

[guitarpicks]

yeah, he's fine

he's not going to change me or anything ( yet???? )

[medals]

now when you say change

[otherbitches]

you meant 'charge' right?

[guitarpicks]

like into a vampire full time

wtf would he charge me for?

[medals]

edward.

[guitarpicks]

he already said no! it's fine

[medals]

YOU ASKED?

[otherbitches]

[ .........you stupid motherfucker. ]

[guitarpicks]

ok like you two wouldn't at least ask if you met a really hot actual vampire

I WAS HAVING A CRISIS

[medals]

ok we're not the ones who asked, first of all

[otherbitches]

he's not wrong.
you would've asked.

which crisis?

[medals]

absolutely not
can you picture me as someone immortal? i'd be so fucking horrible

[guitarpicks]

a 'no way to protect my mind from this shit happening again' crisis

yes? and you wouldn't ( both of them as immortals and his? maybe a thought he's had. maybe. he feels insane so doesn't chase that one. nope. not right now. )

[otherbitches]

whats that even mean?
being a vampire? you live forever and can't go to the beach?

is that why i don't now this guy? he's asleep all day?

[medals]

that is exactly it b

[guitarpicks]

yeah, the tragedy is that i'd have no more beach days and lose my golden tan

but yeah, he sleeps all day
and the blood sucking thing is like... the only way he eats

[medals]

why would u want to give up pastries

[guitarpicks]

to feel safe

they already taste like shit when i'm transforming anyway :(

[medals]

[oh]

[otherbitches]

you think being a vampire is going to make you feel safer? i could get you with a pencil to the chest.

and your ass is milk-white, man. you need a beach day.

[ how he talks around feelings. ]

[guitarpicks]

we'd all be safer if i was a vampire! i could keep you two safer than i can rn if i was a vampire! from anyone fucking with my head, your heads and whatever else

[otherbitches]

[ squint. ] i don't need you to keep me safe, christ.

could i still curse in front of you? or would that hurt? what about water and sunlight?
your skinny ass hasn't ever been to the ocean and you're already giving her up.

[guitarpicks]

well, tough shit. i goddamn want to

it's not happening that way so it doesn't fucking matter BUT the only thing that would hurt me off that list is sunlight, so i could go to the ocean at night