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[medals]

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[otherbitches]

how many?

[ yes, yes, he's coming to fuck the shit out of you Jem, but also— how many bananas? ]

[medals]

a dozen? i also got berries, for uh
gin making
:)

[otherbitches]

jemima.

are you a cocktail girl? [ Listen: Most of what's been available has been beer, kvass, wine, and vodka that tastes like gasoline. whatcha up to, babygirl? ]

[medals]

william.

obviously i'm a cocktail girl
but i'm mostly a cider girl

[otherbitches]

what made it obvious, jemimany? when you mixed potato vodka and preserves while drunk off your ass?

and what do you mean? as a mixer?

[ It's the 80s in America, Jem! Don't kill him! ]

[medals]

[oh. that name does something to her gut. it is so close to something else; a name from another time. hm. ]

i was adding FLAVOUR???

why would you use cider as a mixer

[otherbitches]

you sure did, babe.

i don't know. i wouldn't. it's like thick juice.

[medals]

shut up you weren't complaining

what is happening cider isn't thick

[otherbitches]

never complaining. just didn't realize i was in the presence of a card-holding mixologist.

it's not thick. it's cloudy. cloudier than apple juice.

[medals]

i worked in a bar for a while shut up

you're describing cloudy apple juice
cider is
alcoholic?

[otherbitches]

cute. did you have a little bar maid outfit?

yeah that's cider.
and sure, it's alcoholic if you add vodka.

[medals]

we have to break up

[otherbitches]

jesus.

would you rather put rum in it?

[medals]

i cannot BELIEVE i am naked in this bed and you're slandering cider like this

it's fermented apples billy!! you don't add anything!

[guitarpicks]

are you going to start moonshining, princess? ( he could get behind that, actually ) gotta get a tub for that

[medals]

ianthe has the tub!!!

[guitarpicks]

wait really

how much r u making

[medals]

yeah
i mean as much as we can tbh

[guitarpicks]

fuck yeah!

i’ll be a taste tester if u need volunteers

[medals]

is it safe to have you in the same room

[guitarpicks]

uh — she doesn’t have to be there, does she?

[medals]

jfc eddie

[guitarpicks]

what???? i’m just not sure she won’t kill me if she sees me again ( she did tell him to stay away? )

[otherbitches]

[ ignoring this really serious issue: ]

she better not put anything WEIRD in it

[medals]

she can't kill you >:(