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[medals]

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[guitarpicks]

fuck yeah!

i’ll be a taste tester if u need volunteers

[medals]

is it safe to have you in the same room

[guitarpicks]

uh — she doesn’t have to be there, does she?

[medals]

jfc eddie

[guitarpicks]

what???? i’m just not sure she won’t kill me if she sees me again ( she did tell him to stay away? )

[otherbitches]

[ ignoring this really serious issue: ]

she better not put anything WEIRD in it

[medals]

like what
bones???

[otherbitches]

goats blood. stupid witch shit. I don’t know.

[medals]

but the bones are fine???

cw: it all goes back to cannibalism

[guitarpicks]

tbh bones are better than anything the duchess might serve

[medals]

tbh can't argue with that

[guitarpicks]

you know what's 1000% better than thinking about bones though?

[medals]

if you say bonING i swear to god

[guitarpicks]

m'lady do you not wish to bone?
was that not the quest set before us?

[medals]

you have KILLED my mood
none of you are getting to see me naked for a month

[guitarpicks]

like what?

[medals]

she can't kill you >:(

[guitarpicks]

i mean technically she can but i hope not

she just hasn’t told me what she wants for me in retribution so who knows?

[medals]

just ask

[guitarpicks]

she told me to stay away from her until she figures it out or she’d kill me

[medals]

oh

maybe we can disguise you

[guitarpicks]

as what

[medals]

slash?

[guitarpicks]

i could pull it off and she doesn't know who that is. perfect.

[medals]

thank god
my second suggestion was the minstrel