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[medals]

shut up you weren't complaining

what is happening cider isn't thick

[otherbitches]

never complaining. just didn't realize i was in the presence of a card-holding mixologist.

it's not thick. it's cloudy. cloudier than apple juice.

[medals]

i worked in a bar for a while shut up

you're describing cloudy apple juice
cider is
alcoholic?

[otherbitches]

cute. did you have a little bar maid outfit?

yeah that's cider.
and sure, it's alcoholic if you add vodka.

[medals]

we have to break up

[otherbitches]

jesus.

would you rather put rum in it?

[medals]

i cannot BELIEVE i am naked in this bed and you're slandering cider like this

it's fermented apples billy!! you don't add anything!

[otherbitches]

fermemted like pickles?

[ Now it’s on purpose! ]

how naked?

[medals]

i am about to put clothes ON

[otherbitches]

don't do that.

unless it's the bar maid outfit??

[medals]

the fluffy overalls are going ON