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day drinking isn't usually a solo activity

[guitarpicks]

the 80s would disagree

anyway

i’m celebrating

[medals]

celebrating what??

[guitarpicks]

( the answer that comes through is very helpful. he is singing out loud while he’s protecting it over )

[medals]

wtf

[guitarpicks]

baby, it’s my anniversrary

anniverse… ry

anti-verse… er… ry

[medals]

try again baby

[guitarpicks]

uh

a “happy… whatever! you’re dead!” jubilee ( new holiday, apparently ) come take a shot and sing with me

[otherbitches]

[ Oh. Oh. Christ. ]

sure. i'll buy you a drink, my credit's good. see you in a few, thrash.

[medals]

i’m missing something

[guitarpicks]

( someone told him to pour the vodka in the beer and things are going well ) we don’t
pay?
wait
no
you have to sing with me

and bring my guitar
i wanna do a repeat of puppets
i miss my sweetheart :(

[medals]

i’m def missing smth

[guitarpicks]

i’m dead?

[medals]

????????????
billy help

[otherbitches]

i think he figured out the calendar.
i'm betting it's the anniversary of the day he got ground up into hamburger

[ oh. oops. sorry. ]

eddie, if you get too fucking stupid nikita will throw you out. free isn't free. and what the fuck are you on about? what guitar?
i'm not asking dickbag house for his. jem can. more importantly, i'm not walking all the way out there.

[guitarpicks]

i am fine and
not hamburger, more turkey leg
cause my leg
get it?

then you two come tell her i have good reason not to get kicked out!
and there is a fucking guitar in the attic crawl space thing. i got one ma—- wait fuck no don’t look
forget it
there’s nooooooo guitar
keep your nose and grubby paws out, both of you

maybe house would let you drive the golf cart back ( helpful )

[medals]

[wait a minute…]

eddie

is today the you



died

[guitarpicks]

that’s what an anniversary is

[medals]

explains the day drinking

[guitarpicks]

no u

[medals]

very mature

we’re on our way

[guitarpicks]

ur coming?

[medals]

yes baby, we're coming

[guitarpicks]

( he’s just snickering in response like the adult he is )

[medals]

smh