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[medals]

????????????
billy help

[otherbitches]

i think he figured out the calendar.
i'm betting it's the anniversary of the day he got ground up into hamburger

[ oh. oops. sorry. ]

eddie, if you get too fucking stupid nikita will throw you out. free isn't free. and what the fuck are you on about? what guitar?
i'm not asking dickbag house for his. jem can. more importantly, i'm not walking all the way out there.

[guitarpicks]

i am fine and
not hamburger, more turkey leg
cause my leg
get it?

then you two come tell her i have good reason not to get kicked out!
and there is a fucking guitar in the attic crawl space thing. i got one ma—- wait fuck no don’t look
forget it
there’s nooooooo guitar
keep your nose and grubby paws out, both of you

maybe house would let you drive the golf cart back ( helpful )

[medals]

[wait a minute…]

eddie

is today the you



died

[guitarpicks]

that’s what an anniversary is

[medals]

explains the day drinking

[guitarpicks]

no u

[medals]

very mature

we’re on our way

[guitarpicks]

ur coming?

[medals]

yes baby, we're coming

[guitarpicks]

( he’s just snickering in response like the adult he is )

[medals]

smh

[guitarpicks]

u love me

be nice
i’m dead

[medals]

stop saying ur dead

[guitarpicks]

fine. i am alive but kinda technically dead

[otherbitches]

well. he's got you there!

[ sorry, jem! your other dead boyfriend understands thinking that part's... a little funny. ]

[medals]

sometimes i want to throttle u both

[guitarpicks]

wow, horny

[medals]

NOT horny

[guitarpicks]

i’m horny ( and very drunk by now )

[medals]

jfc we're almost there, do NOT go home with anyone >:(

cw: rude language about bodies

[otherbitches]

[ helpful: ] yeah. don't go home with anyone dog-faced. you'll regret it in the morning!

[guitarpicks]

i don’t want to go home with anyone else :(

u two are too pretty
best tits

[medals]

collectively???

[otherbitches]

[ on one hand: ] jesus christ

[ on the other: ] no. there's still a ranking. how's it feel being second place, jem? [ As they walk to town, he leans over and physically puffs on her ear. Annoying. ]