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JEM WALKER

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i'm not wearing a onesie to go swimming

[otherbitches]

jesus then i guess you can't go swimming...

unless, wait...

jem, can I see you naked??

[medals]

you have to PROMISE not to tell my dads

cw: homophobia, but joking?

[otherbitches]

two dads? kinda gay.

i promise not to tell your gay dads i saw their little girl naked. or what we did in the water. or what we did on the bank. or what we did in the woods on the walk back.

WHAT A CW

[medals]

love your optimism there
all three?????

it took longer than the tag to decide on fhdiaf

[otherbitches]

woodshed, babe.

we can spread it out. make an afternoon of it.

[medals]

omg....
is this a date????

[otherbitches]

gross, no. only if we pack lunch.

what do you want to eat?

[medals]

something sweet

[otherbitches]

you're already bringing your pussy, what else?

[medals]

mmmmm pastries
:)

[otherbitches]

cream filled or sugar dusted for her pleasure?

i'll get the shit. getting off work?

[medals]

both :)!!!

yeah, yeah. nikita just gave me the most WITHERING stare and reminded me to take my special tea.

[otherbitches]

it's too fucking hot to take your special tea. better start thinking of names.

[medals]

enjoy celibacy then

[otherbitches]

i could pull out.

maybe.

[medals]

i recall we had this exact conversation in a closet once
and you did NOT FUCKING PULL OUT

[otherbitches]

and we got a test and breakfast sandwiches the next day. that was a pretty good date, right?

my pull out game used to be tight. i dont know what happened.

[medals]

whatever
if we have a girl we’re calling her maxine
:)

[otherbitches]

jesus christ absolutely not. she'd never let me live it down.
we can call it 'kit.'

[ .... ]

you know. after the car from Knight Rider.

[medals]

you are a fucking dork

if it’s a boy it’s steve, after my dad. :)

—jolted into voice

[otherbitches]

NO?

LMFAO

[medals]

Uh, yes? You already used your veto.

[otherbitches]

We're not naming a child Steve. Every Steve [ one Steve ] I've met is a bitch.

[ ... ]

Not that I'm calling your dad a bitch.

[medals]

I can’t believe you just called my dad a bitch?