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[completely fucking with him: ]

like an electronic wok?

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what the fuck is a wok? ( actually not fucking with her )

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it's a big giant chinese frying pan????
i know they had woks in the 80's eddie, what the fuck?

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sure? but that sounds like something people with money to blow on fancy chinese frying pan have? and i grew up in a trailer park

ewoks, focus!

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have you never been to a single chinese take out place???

obviously i know what they are eddie
they're electronic woks

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not to the kitchen?
it was more of a pick up and go sort of situation and we only had one chinese take out place, princess
i'm a small town boy

jem
no

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i'm a small town gal, eddie

oh okay
every woman outlasts men????

cw: animal cruelty

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from middle of nowhere 80s america? where cow tipping keeps the beefheads legitimately entertained and the local theatre has one screen

you know what, i'll accept that
but like as a wrong that should be righted? personally

but no
tell me you've seen star wars
please
tell me you have

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we've got more sheep than cows, but yeah, pretty much. one train in and out, remember?

ohhh yeah.
that's uhmmmmmmm
the enterprise, right?

[she's funny]

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you got me there
guess i just need to get on learning my frying pans
i thought it was mostly like small, medium, large

... you're fucking with me

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me??
would i fuck with you???

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does the fat lady sing at the end of the opera?

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doesn't sound like me at all
i don't think i've ever fucked with a single person in my life??

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sure and my name's actually edgar allan poe

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of course i know what star wars is

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( phew )

good
for the sake of our friendship
i might have had to move out

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did an ewok show up???

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no, i'm still the only gremlin in our room

but if an ewok does show up
just know we're keeping them

i'm just missing shit from home
nerd stuff no one cares about

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[cannot even mention michael myers is REAL because danny ruined it -]

julie might have something to say about that, killer.

well.
since we're great pals.
do you want to know something kind of cool?

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i'm convincing
bet i could talk her into it without much talking

always
hit me with it

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lucas made three more films.
prequels.

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like... episode 1, 2, 3????

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did somebody already tell you?!

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no

but what else would come before episode 4?
unless he did like some start of the republic type of stuff to expand on the lore
i guess that would be true prequels

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he might have
in everyone else's universe but mine

i think zombies might have ate him? hard to say