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JEM WALKER (22) i like dogs and sleeping in till 2pm. eudio pro. wary about undead things and cannibalism, but trying to be less mental about it.

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[ eheheheh ]

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you this rude to every girl who wines and dines you?

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i just wanted to play hard to get so you wouldn't think i was a floozy

welcome back

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awh caleb you shouldve thought of that before you got naked on my couch!

thanks :)

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weird
i seem to remember someone else getting naked on that couch with me
i wonder who it was

what brought you back?

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well, i was convinced to drink a bottle of vodka

oh you know
stuff
things

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that you used to lure me in the first place!

stuff and things
it's food isn't it

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caleb holt i will not be made out to be some kind of vodka temptress

gasp how did you know

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how about a temptress with vodka, that seems right to me

because you haven't asked me to buy you any yet

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rude

i'm on my way to see freddie with bacon rolls, so

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so i guess you go big after you go home

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100 mcdonalds

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did you ask to become the owner

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i could never do that to ronald mcdonald

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im

jem i dont know how to tell you this but

he's not real

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of course he's real

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uhhhhhh

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imagine not knowing ronald mcdonald is real????

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so how do you feel about santa

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well he's obviously made up

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obviously
hmmm

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yes, obviously

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so how much did you miss me

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well, i was staying with my boyfriend and we say the biggest, fluffiest dog? and i was thinking gosh, i hope caleb's dogs are doing okay, i love those dogs :)

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oh
wow
that wasn't predictable at all!