nervous maybe. not exactly sure about my skills as the Big Spoon, alex. maybe i'm terrible at it. maybe my knees will be too adventurous & you'll find yourself trapped.
i'm reconsidering your cuddling and cheek smooch rights here mr. summers you should tread carefully lest you find yourself sleeping on my floor next time i drunk call you to come over.
also i'm real bony are you sure you wanna mess with me
no word in the dictionary to stand in for the feeling of having your heart ripped out, stomped on, fed to the wolves and then shoved back in your before someone tells you to keep walking
what wasn't like dawn of the dead or anything. it was like weirdly specific? people who had died in 2009 all came out of their graves in December 2009. nobody before 2009 and nobody after. i was 14 and there was a panic, obviously, but we know now that's what happened.
we thought for a while it was like the films; you get bit, you turn. you die, turn. so we burned bodies and stuff. but that was bullshit. it wasn't a virus, nobody else was affected except the people who died in 2009.
the only thing that was like the films was them eating brains. they can't eat anything else, goes right through them.
actually couldn't haha. he took down my best mate and i stared him down and just turned and ran.
but i mean, he's - medicated. we've got this shot back home that helps set their heads right. brings them back to themselves if they take it every day. still dead, right enough, but they're not rapid.
yeah he's okay i guess still embarrassing. he was here, actually, for a bit.
i don't many places get a treatment, honestly. there was a girl here that used to room with me in my old flat, beth? don't think she really believed me, even when she'd seen pictures of my big brother here.
uuhh this might be an easy way to explain it. so i came here after some pretty messed up shit back home. one of my brothers friends was killed and i came the day after the funeral. few months later my brother shows up here and she hadn't died yet, for him. he was like, a week behind me somehow? time can get messed up and people you know can show up all out of order.
getting shit faced on the first day is kind of a right of passage for apocalypse volunteers i think. if you want company, i can throw them back. if not, don't get into any fights or anything. they come down hard on that.
[The reply takes a little bit of time to come while she weighs the pros and cons of answering.]
the dead eating the living.
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it's a really popular horror film genre, but it was real for me and a few others too. i had a specific batch of dead people rise from their graves, for a few other people it's a viral infectiom that's really contagious.
Your clarification is appreciated. I do not indulge in the viewing of films nor have I encountered such a disease in my world.
[ Nor would he ever want to. The dead eating the living? Most unpleasant.
But his curiosity is sparked now. ]
Were the people who rose from the graves certifiably dead? Perhaps the disease that killed them mimicked the signs of death to such a degree that they were buried mistakenly and once done with the incubation time, those symptoms disappeared, thus leading to what would appear to be a revival.
no it wasn't a disease or an infection or anything like that.
nobody really knows what caused it. everybody who died in 2009 specifically rose from their graves if their bodies were in good enough state to push their way out. nobody before, nobody after. we thought it was like the films, at first. if you got bit, you were infected etc. turned out that was bullshit. worst anybody ever got was a rash, far as i know. most folks from my home town were smart about not getting bit.
So it relied on being dead before the start of this pestilence? And you say there are movies that use the same premise. People viewed those for enjoyment?
hahahhahahahaha if you're an alien i absolutely do not think these are the best movies to gauge insight into the human condition. they're pretty fucked up.
well, i was staying with my boyfriend and we say the biggest, fluffiest dog? and i was thinking gosh, i hope caleb's dogs are doing okay, i love those dogs :)
in horde form? well that sound freaking horrible we just had these dudes who lost their minds ppl started calling reapers took ppl into tunnels and ate them ig shockingly, i never had the interest to investigate
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[ because it kind of doesn't ]
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not exactly sure about my skills as the Big Spoon, alex. maybe i'm terrible at it. maybe my knees will be too adventurous & you'll find yourself trapped.
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[ is this alex summers voluntarily and freely talking about physical contact? hold the press ]
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[ not even a moment of hesitation ]
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also i'm real bony are you sure you wanna mess with me
( BRAINIEST )
i came here in my winter best so i suppose i'm extra prepared.
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( BEAMINGLY )
i bet everyone is dead jealous of them too, where you're from.
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Perhaps not to the point of death, but they ought to be quite jealous.
[Preeeeeeeens.]
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what's it like where you're from then? are there a lot of fairies?
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maybe they should change to suit you
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well
hmmmmmmm
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a figure of speech??
i mean a priest could probably bless your heart but you don't wanna go to church
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( GIRLPROBLEM )
OH
thank
you
:)
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You're welcome.
[ Because that's what you say right? Right. ]
What's :) ?
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it's a smiley face ! like :) happy
:( sad
:D really happy
>:) you're probably up to no good
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I try to keep it under control.
[ Actually he does take care of his hair. Pomade is important. ]
Oh yeah
I've seen something like that before
;D
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the most famous of all
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We hand write most things where I'm from.
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did you ???
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No I didn't put any faces on the letters I wrote
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i used to put some in letters i wrote to friends in school :)
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That's cool
I guess I never considered adding pictures.
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i had to leave bc of stuff
they help make your feelings known OR they are really passive aggressive
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Stuff kind of gets in the way
[ Stuff he...knows. ]
Everyone keeps using them
I'm going to have to get used to it huh?
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they're easy to decipher at least
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I think people are taking some liberties
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How is that a face? It looks like a walrus yak.
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I guess that makes
I don't know not sense but I guess that's the least weird thing around here.
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is it that different from where you're from?
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So it's taking some getting used to.
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what year are you from?
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[ Which obviously means a lot, right? ]
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Which is the years from the genocide of the air nomads.
[ Yeah. ]
I know it's kind of morbid.
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here this can kickstart a rando date
YAS
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people still use this thing
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it's a very civil way of saying 'nice face'
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or nice hair
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i'm a fan of strong ponytails like mine
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ponytail could do better but i'm no hair expert
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? ? ????????
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slightly less
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pony tail off
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condition: be good at swishing
reward: you are best swisher
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this hair's the realest
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because that's what happens after survival
sass
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soap and shit like that
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i wore it well even without all those privileges what makes you think i wouldn't now
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honestly
because i lost a lot of people
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i guess it stops being funny the moment you think about it
sorry
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haha it fucking
has no actual words for how terrible it is
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how about we raincheck
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(hi)
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(hi)
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i knew it
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never tried it underwater
or a triathlon! why not, go big or go home
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hellfire burns inside me jeminy
it burns with DESIRE
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also my stamina is FINE
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excellent, what are we waiting for then
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maybe i'm busy
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a porno biopic
are you
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maybe !
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now or later i'm sure i can find time to put your demon stamina to the test
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want me to bring something
i mean like a snack
unless you mean like something else
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ofc i don't mean something else
bring 4 snacks
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chicken nuggets and bbq sauce just for you
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IMG.GIF
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i try so hard
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:)
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i never thought i'd make it to two
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:'(
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grim
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how's that
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do we play 20 questions now since your bios empty?
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who gets to start?
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BUT we can toss them out and do 20 q's to find stuff out about each other?
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favorite person in the world?
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who's your favourite musician?
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top three candy bars?
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mars bar, jaffa cake, caramel shortbread.
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would you rather have a beard or a mustache?
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def a moustache.
cider or beer?
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beer, i like how it's bitter.
stripes or spots?
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hmmmmmmm. spots.
lions or bears?
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leaning towards lions, they'd be quite cute without the teeth.
flight or invisibility?
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beach or lake?
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blondes or brunettes?
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blondes right now.
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why are you putting dragons out of their jobs, jem?
and what netflix shows?
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i'm actually evil
hell's kitchen right now.
i marathoned the first three series of friends and needed a break.
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[YES SHE SAID THAT]
and what's hell's kitchen about?
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hell's kitchen is a cooking reality show with chef gordon ramsey, who i think i might be related to since i also get very angry at shitty cooking.
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fun?
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come over! you can meet my new cat. all it really does is sleep and meow for food, but it's cute.
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it'll be the first one i think, that isn't a plush toy
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you have my address, yeah?
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i don't think so
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hiya :)
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Hot damn.
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are you disturbing the universe?
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2015?
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if you're asking when i'm from.
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so weird. part of me wants to warn them about thatcher. like maybe i can make the world a better place.
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RIDE TO HARLEM, HOLLYWOOD, JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI
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JUST WATCH.
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throw us a party
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✓
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did you put playboy on your profile ironically or completely sincerely
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there's no famous billionaire playboys by that name where i'm from.
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[Don't tell him what to do. :/]
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none of them are billionaires
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Tony.
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are you really a genius too?
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Science, technology, engineering. Covers a lot of bases.
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does this mean i've got game
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but do u?
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scool
sup
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i haven't really left bed today and am considering a life dedicated to having my flat mate hand deliver food to me here
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like that se7en movie n shit
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that's nothing like the plot of se7en
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this one guy was in bed
then this other guy ate 2 death
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fuck sake i feel like i should be getting out of bed now to avoid a fate worse than death
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u wanna go out
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i know how 2 treat a lady
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where?
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u got any ideas?
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but u probably wanna b able to talk to me
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when u wanna meet up
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you settling in still?
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i can make it there p quick
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you don't have to rush or anything, though.
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when u headin there?
first 1 there can text
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can't meet somebody for the first time with a birds nest for hair etc
[she's psyching herself up to go outside, ok, no judgements. ]
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wanna make a good impression 2
wont disappoint
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i'm asking.
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did you come from one?
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how did shit go down, i guess
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it was like weirdly specific? people who had died in 2009 all came out of their graves in December 2009. nobody before 2009 and nobody after. i was 14 and there was a panic, obviously, but we know now that's what happened.
we thought for a while it was like the films; you get bit, you turn. you die, turn. so we burned bodies and stuff. but that was bullshit. it wasn't a virus, nobody else was affected except the people who died in 2009.
the only thing that was like the films was them eating brains. they can't eat anything else, goes right through them.
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not so bad now, i guess. still bad, but not as bad.
my brother's one of them.
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he took down my best mate and i stared him down and just turned and ran.
but i mean, he's - medicated. we've got this shot back home that helps set their heads right. brings them back to themselves if they take it every day. still dead, right enough, but they're not rapid.
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aint like that where i'm from
your brother's okay?
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still embarrassing. he was here, actually, for a bit.
i don't many places get a treatment, honestly. there was a girl here that used to room with me in my old flat, beth? don't think she really believed me, even when she'd seen pictures of my big brother here.
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1/2
2/2
i don't understand how this shit works
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she was your friend i shoulda said that different
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it werent the dead.
how could she be here?
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[ :( ??? ]
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so i came here after some pretty messed up shit back home. one of my brothers friends was killed and i came the day after the funeral.
few months later my brother shows up here and she hadn't died yet, for him. he was like, a week behind me somehow? time can get messed up and people you know can show up all out of order.
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2/2
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but she was strong
not then, no.
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do people show up more than once here?
[ Could Beth come back? is tangible. ]
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so it's possible.
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i can believe the dead rising up though so i guess i gotta deal
sorry for how weird this conversation is
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you gonna be okay here?
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gonna go get shitfaced now tho
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if you want company, i can throw them back. if not, don't get into any fights or anything. they come down hard on that.
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see you around?
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[ That check is only because he is curious about this 'zombie apocalypse' thing. It is doubtful his world has ever had such a thing. ]
What is a zombie apocalypse, if you do not mind me asking? I am unsure about the meaning of the term.
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the dead eating the living.
[and then, a minute or so after,]
it's a really popular horror film genre, but it was real for me and a few others too. i had a specific batch of dead people rise from their graves, for a few other people it's a viral infectiom that's really contagious.
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[ Nor would he ever want to. The dead eating the living? Most unpleasant.
But his curiosity is sparked now. ]
Were the people who rose from the graves certifiably dead? Perhaps the disease that killed them mimicked the signs of death to such a degree that they were buried mistakenly and once done with the incubation time, those symptoms disappeared, thus leading to what would appear to be a revival.
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nobody really knows what caused it. everybody who died in 2009 specifically rose from their graves if their bodies were in good enough state to push their way out. nobody before, nobody after.
we thought it was like the films, at first. if you got bit, you were infected etc. turned out that was bullshit. worst anybody ever got was a rash, far as i know. most folks from my home town were smart about not getting bit.
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and yeah
people love scary films.
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Might I request recommendations on these movies you refer to, as to study this phenomenon?
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zombie movies:
↣ night of the living dead ( 1968 )
↣ dawn of the dead ( 1978 )
↣ day of the dead ( 1985 )
↣ shaun of the dead
↣ 28 days later
↣ planet terror
other stuff:
↣ the ring
↣ texas chainsaw massacre
↣ night of 1000 corpses & the devil's rejects
↣ silence of the lambs
↣ child's play
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I shall watch these over the next few weeks.
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they're pretty fucked up.
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Are there movies you believe would offer better insight into the human condition?
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apologies for the lateness of this reply! ;;
no worries!
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[ eheheheh ]
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welcome back
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thanks :)
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i seem to remember someone else getting naked on that couch with me
i wonder who it was
what brought you back?
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oh you know
stuff
things
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stuff and things
it's food isn't it
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gasp how did you know
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because you haven't asked me to buy you any yet
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i'm on my way to see freddie with bacon rolls, so
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jem i dont know how to tell you this but
he's not real
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hmmm
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wow
that wasn't predictable at all!
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cruel is your shtick
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just great
how are you
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i missed you
also, i missed your dogs
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i missed you too!
and the dogs missed you
were you around when i brought the puppies? i forget
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i gave the other two away
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considering i regret giving one of them to the greatets asshole in all the land
i half-agree
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if you havent heard of him then i envy you
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you might want to keep it that way
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but those are harsh words
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it's not the truth but thanks
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when have i ever been modest
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it's cute but
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get me another bottle of alcohol and we'll work on it asap
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oh wait
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bye felicia
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i mind both bony elbows and knees. we can never exist in the same space now
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where is the nearest city that is not here
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where did you come from?
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there's bony knees and elbows in russia too
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fuck yeah dogs
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but i checkmarked *you*, you know
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but i mean we also have the option of cuddling and stealing some fluffy dogs
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especially if they are extra fluffy
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i have to live vicariously through all of you who have dogs you see
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can't have one of your own?
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diana, huh? do you have a picture of her?
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[from u jem.]
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what's your favorite food?
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what about dessert?
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Dog fan, you say
I have four
Does that get me bonus points?
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please do
they love to be pet
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the magic words.
i used to have a cat here. sadly she's at my parents house at the moment, otherwise i'd offer her indifference as a trade.
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no trade necessary
the dogs will just require pretty much all of your attention for as long as you'll give it
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how can you see a dog and just not want to pet it
people who resist that temptation aren't to be trusted, i'm pretty sure
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so I think we're gonna be great friends
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also not a fan of cannibalism, holy shit, coincidence
[ hay gurl haaay ]
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it's mostly the kind of cannibalism that comes in horde form tbh. gives me the cold sweats.
[hay boy hayyy]
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we just had these dudes who lost their minds ppl started calling reapers
took ppl into tunnels and ate them ig
shockingly, i never had the interest to investigate
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was it a virus???
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sum kinda drug addiction appartnly
ppl in a fallout bunker doing fucked up things with science ig
apocalypse brings out the best in us all
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'i was on speed and that's why i tried to eat my mum'
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not that i ever got friendly enough w them to chat abt it but
sounded abt like that
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Though you have me curious about how cannibalism came up.
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