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next month, probably? before my birthday anyway.

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When's that?

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march :)

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March the

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29th.

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You can have a housewarming party.

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we don't have to do that

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But if we do it joint with your birthday people can bring me presents too.

For the house.

Being warmed.

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i feel so used

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Lucky you.

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no banners

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It's a party, not a protest march.

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i'm serious freddie
none of that 'happy 21st birthday' shite

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Feeling your age?

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piiiiisssss ooofffffff

i hate making a fuss.

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All right grandma, keep your incontinence pants on.

It's just a party.

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you're so funny

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I know. It's almost unfair, humour's supposed to be for ugly people.

Anyway, that's it then? You move in, we'll have a party to celebrate your immense age, no banners, all gifts directed to me.

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2 exceptions: if the gift is chocolate, i keep it. if the gift is gin, i keep it.

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If anyone brings gin as a gift they're turned away at the door.

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you and me are gonna wrassle pretty boy

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Promises, promises.

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stop that, i'm threatening you with bodily harm

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I'm taking you up on it.

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you're awful