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All right grandma, keep your incontinence pants on.

It's just a party.

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you're so funny

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I know. It's almost unfair, humour's supposed to be for ugly people.

Anyway, that's it then? You move in, we'll have a party to celebrate your immense age, no banners, all gifts directed to me.

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2 exceptions: if the gift is chocolate, i keep it. if the gift is gin, i keep it.

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If anyone brings gin as a gift they're turned away at the door.

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you and me are gonna wrassle pretty boy

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Promises, promises.

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stop that, i'm threatening you with bodily harm

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I'm taking you up on it.

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you're awful

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Is that a problem?

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you're a problem, i'm shoving a sock in your mouth.

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God, I hope 'sock's a typo.

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it is most certainly not a typo

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For a moment I thought there was something you weren't telling me.

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sorry i got your hopes up, alfred.
the only one i've got is plastic.

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It could have been what got you thrown out of vagina villas.

Do you.

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ok first of all: no

second of all: yes

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For you or Petre?

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do you want a cuppa and a tissue for what's bothering your nose, nanna?

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If I'm going to be overhearing it, just wondering what to picture.

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a lot more variety than that, honestly

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Is he that bad with his hands?

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was he bad with them when you slept with him?

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I couldn't kiss and tell.