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he's breathing and twitching every so often??

i'll tell mavis and aristaeus.

they seem to think he'll wake up eventually but idk
maybe he's just pretending to be asleep so i have to carry him out

[ If he could, Murphy would walk out on his own two legs. Billy knows this. ]

maybe.
give him a pinch. you can say it's from me.

i already pinched his ass

yeah. but that was from you.

WOW wtf

come on. other cheek. don't let him feel uneven.
he'll never wake up then.

pinch it yourself

fine. bring him out ass first.

i'm dragging him out ankle first

he doesn't need rock burn on top of this shit show.

and mavis might eat you. that's her precious cargo.

maybe it'll wake him, who can say

then you'll be a hero and get a fruit basket instead of being eaten alive.

everyone else woke up though. right?

as far as i can see murphy is the only one having a little snooze

[ Weird. He doesn't like it. ]

okay. see you soon.
missed you.

missed you too.