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JEM WALKER

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It's not like I invented my godhood — I could turn the sun off and on like a lightbulb, I resurrected millions of people from death, I can't die. And I had stuff that needed doing, so I put systems in place to facilitate that power.

But yeah, there was shit going down after death in my world that even I didn't know about. Maybe yours, too.

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that sounds

it sounds really lonely?

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[ Seen at 5:43 or whatever. ]

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wow dad very mature

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[ A while later. ]

Let's not talk about the past anymore. None of it matters here anyway.

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the present? the future?

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What are you kids all up to these days? How's work? Doing anything fun for Rez Day/Christmas?

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well, we’re going to pierce billy’s nips because he’s been extra good this year. which reminds me - do you reckon you could speed their healing along? i don’t trust him not to get in a fight and fuck them up.

— do they do christmas here though? i haven’t really thought about it????

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Feels more like a Wassail The Yule sort of place, whatever that means. Sure, I can heal his piercings.

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maybe they’ll do the finnish thing and burn a giant goat, that could be fun.

what are you and the missus doing?

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I'm hopefully turning into a monster. He's throwing a party. Apparently I married an event planner.

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i’m sorry, are we glazing over the monster thing????

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My mark changed, I want to know why, so no sex or violence until I start to show signs.

1/2

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oh

oh! they can change?

2/2

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how tf are you going to manage it with danny in that cage

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Danny isn't always in the cage. He isn't even always in the house. He's an outside cat.

I don't know if anybody else's ever has. But it's not something I want to advertise, so I haven't exactly asked around. I need more data.

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uh huh.

i won’t tell anyone. :)

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Thank you, Jemima.

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uuuughhhhhh john noooo
don't call me that!

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Why not?

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you sound like my mum!
just jem
j e m

i'll take princess too, but j
e
m

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Maybe parental is what I was going for. Do like Princess, though.

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you want to be my dad, john? full time?

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Uh

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can't quite hear you :)