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JEM WALKER

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suppose i like your charming personality too

[otherbitches]

and my big...?

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oh, right!
your giant arms ♥

[otherbitches]

thought you were going to say 'heart'
:(

[medals]

that's my FAVE fave thing about you obviously

[otherbitches]

obviously.
how was shift? what pissed you off the most?

[medals]

maybe i had a wonderful day and not a single person was stupid or annoying!

- it was pretty busy though, and i didn't have time to go sample murphy's daily cooking-baking combos. it's the only reason i show up, billy. it's the only joy i get while heaving flagons.

[otherbitches]

sure. or someone spilled beer and it stuck to your boots.

[ Hmmmm. It's why he goes to the tavern too, isn't it? To bother Jem or taste whatever-the-fuck Murphy is making? He hasn't today. ]

how'd he look?

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come pick me up and see for yourself.

[otherbitches]

it's snowing.

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scared of a little snow?

[otherbitches]

it's cold

i'm in danger of freezing my nuts off. only warm at the furnace or when i'm balls deep in you.

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awwwww
you need a little heating up? need a little image of murphy’s ass to get u going?

[otherbitches]

if i'm putting my boots back on and going outside, yes.

tell him you dropped something.

[medals]

ugh fine

[ one mental hologram of murphy’s ass, comin’ right up.]

[otherbitches]

[ ah. beautiful. Billy takes an extra minute or two to put his boots on, to bask in the provided image. Murphy's lean, muscled, and more importantly — he has a nice ass. ]

thanks, babe. i'll be by.

and i need to ask you something. that guy danny johnson isn't bothering you right?

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what do you mean?

[otherbitches]

danny johnson. tall. brown hair. giant cunt?

[medals]

i know who he is
why would you think he’s bothering me?

[otherbitches]

because he's a shit bag i wouldn't trust to watch my meter.
listen, i know everyone knows everyone, or close enough.
if he bothers you, let me know.

[medals]

what did he do to you?

[otherbitches]

nothing.
he hasn't done anything. i just know he's a real piece of work.

[ what a big stupid liar. ]

[medals]

billy.

[otherbitches]

WHAT.

[medals]

first of all, yell at me again and see what happens tough guy.
second of all, what did he do to you?