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Fuck off.

What kind would you get your dad?

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probably just some chocolate raisins and some dvds.
john looks like a fruit basket kind of granda though

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Have you just upgraded him to grandad? How about some prunes. Or York Fruits.

He's staying over Christmas Eve. Don't know if you're planning to be here or the masion but, if you and Kier want to come over, I can probably teach him some Lancashire vowels.

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he threatened to ground me for calling him dad

not sure yet. petre hates christmas, but he does get put out if i don't put him first on holidays he hates. i might just bring him over too and leave him in my room with a bottle of vodka and a ball of wool. i'll bring kier though :)

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This is sounding kinkier all the time.

Suppose I should say hello to him, first.

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ahahahahah

just pop your head round the door and then leave him be tbh

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Not Petre, Kieren.

I haven't, since he got back.

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bloody hell

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It's not like he'll know to care.

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tell him about the lad you shagged back home who looks exactly like him, break the ice immediately

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Could do. He's slow enough we could probably catch him while he's running for the hills.

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he waddles now

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Really? What have you been feeding him?