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shocking actually.

the flowers are nice. he's probably not expecting anything romantic in return. but if you're keen on being a good boyfriend you could always buy him a pack of werther's originals.

[prettier]

Why do I even bother.

I'd delete your number if we didn't live in the same house.

[medals]

to be fair you should've actually told me what you wanted out of me here freddie, mind reading isn't one of my incentives

[prettier]

Can't you just be useful? I know it's a stretch.

Do I just leave them there? Sitting on the table like a great big bloody valentine? Next thing you know we'll be saving sex for special occasions and buying boxed sets of DVDs. I could come back to the flat for a while. How long do flowers take to die?

[medals]

well if you come back to the flat i'm going to kill you for calling me useless

[medals]

for fuck sake, just put them in the kitchen like a normal person

[prettier]

Bigger avoidance strategy than I'd planned for, but it's an option I suppose.

They're in the kitchen. That's where they started.

Fuck it, I'm going for a walk.