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VIEWING CONTACT JEMINY [ WALKER, JEMIMA ] ( AUTOMATED MESSAGE ) jem here. leave a message, ta. [ text | email | voicemail | videochat | visit ]

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And to think I was going to pick you up some chocolate.

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i like caramel shortbread best

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That's nice for you.

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mhm

so. john. you and freddie seem



cosy.

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We do, do we?

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be honest
is freddie going to be my step-dad, because i have to be honest with you, that might get a little weird

1/2

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Fuck off Jem

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We're doing alright.

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good.
i know he can be hard work sometimes, but he seems as happy as an obtuse arsehole can be so. good. i'm happy for you.

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[ it's— different. Jem bringing it up. he's talked to Claire, that was a somewhat transformative experience in and of itself, but having to spell it out compared to having someone mention it for themselves, Freddie's best friend no less...

he seems as happy as an obtuse arsehole can be so. ]

Thanks.

[ fuck off, jem. he did not come prepared for this.

time to move swiftly on at a rough diagonal. ]

You should advertise twofer. Drop in for a favour, get my blessing free of charge.

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i'm angling for some caramel shortbread, as i'm sure you'll understand :)

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*for the low low price of some caramel shortbread

I'll see what I can do.

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ta dad

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If you keep it up I'll ground you

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i live with freddie and a pirate, that's not gonna stick

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Option one: behave.
Option two: I start living up to the rep with terrible jokes.

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hahahahahahah, provide joke example

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I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

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bless your heart

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They'll get worse. Don't test me on this

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nothing quite like dad jokes to give you the fear