[Oh no; she loses it, hand coming over her mouth as she bursts out laughing. She can picture it easily enough. She's seen him in lingerie, after all; picturing him in a dress or a skirt isn't difficult. But picturing him thinking himself so clever and only to have it backfire so spectacularly. It's gold. ]
You are kidding me.
[Why is he a nerd in every universe, she is wondering. ] Ooooh my god, he's an idiot. He's a genuine idiot.
Well, be fair to him. [Even though Jem's mirth has her giggling right along.] Nullification doesn't belong in a psionic academy, and it's exceedingly rare anyhow. He had no way of knowing when he'd never heard of me. But neither does shapeshifting, it was a secondary gift, so we fooled each other.
[And her attempts to calm herself just end in a long snort, which brings her right back to giggling.] He is, though, an incredible idiot.
His psionic ability is compulsion. If he tells you to do something, you do it, and it feels as though it's of your own volition. Quite a terrifying gift, but he never turned it on me, of course. He might have done from a far enough distance... I wonder if he just never thought of it.
[But no, Petre would have thought of everything. She somehow earned never having that happen, which is an odd thought.]
He was a complete terror, but we just had fun. The academy was so dreary and dull, you needed someone as mad as Petre to dream up any real fun.
[It doesn't sound that different from he's said he can do back in his own world. That's a curious thing. ]
I suppose it depends on how boring. I think I would have avoided, back when I was the right age to be in school. I used to be quiet.
[If Celeste can imagine Jem demure and shy; desperately trying not to stand out.] So you just cancel everyone's powers out then? Super villains must love you.
It doesn't get you anywhere, does it? All those people going on about the squeaky wheel are right. My counsellor at the school taught me that and I've never forgotten. [For oh so very many reasons.
She pulls a face at what Jem says next, though.]
Would you believe we don't have any? All these gifts around and about, and most gifted just end up in top-level positions in governments or corporations or wildly rich and famous celebrities - not a single superhero or villain. That's all in comics and films. We seem dreadfully boring now that I've come here and found out there are real masked vigilantes running about in spandex to keep Cuddle City safe.
[That's obviously the most important thing to take away here. ] I've got to be honest, I don't know a single person back home who wouldn't go mad with power with that kind of ability? Except my mum, maybe.
Well. Don't go thinking there's never any corruption with the system as it is now.
[Hoo boy, BIAPA. In just a few months, the stories she heard and could tell if they weren't sworn secrets. Never mind the shady nature of her own arrangement, even if it was legal.]
It's just kept in reasonable check so that people can go on fucking with the system from within it. No great Machiavellian schemes of the sort you expect from supervillains, but enough ugliness that I want right out once I've gotten my incentive. They'll have what they need and I can move on with my life far away from watching other gifted get used or become the ones who use others.
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You are kidding me.
[Why is he a nerd in every universe, she is wondering. ] Ooooh my god, he's an idiot. He's a genuine idiot.
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[And her attempts to calm herself just end in a long snort, which brings her right back to giggling.] He is, though, an incredible idiot.
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[Because she knows the basics of what he can do when he's home. ]
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[But no, Petre would have thought of everything. She somehow earned never having that happen, which is an odd thought.]
He was a complete terror, but we just had fun. The academy was so dreary and dull, you needed someone as mad as Petre to dream up any real fun.
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I suppose it depends on how boring. I think I would have avoided, back when I was the right age to be in school. I used to be quiet.
[If Celeste can imagine Jem demure and shy; desperately trying not to stand out.] So you just cancel everyone's powers out then? Super villains must love you.
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It doesn't get you anywhere, does it? All those people going on about the squeaky wheel are right. My counsellor at the school taught me that and I've never forgotten. [For oh so very many reasons.
She pulls a face at what Jem says next, though.]
Would you believe we don't have any? All these gifts around and about, and most gifted just end up in top-level positions in governments or corporations or wildly rich and famous celebrities - not a single superhero or villain. That's all in comics and films. We seem dreadfully boring now that I've come here and found out there are real masked vigilantes running about in spandex to keep Cuddle City safe.
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[That's obviously the most important thing to take away here. ] I've got to be honest, I don't know a single person back home who wouldn't go mad with power with that kind of ability? Except my mum, maybe.
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[Hoo boy, BIAPA. In just a few months, the stories she heard and could tell if they weren't sworn secrets. Never mind the shady nature of her own arrangement, even if it was legal.]
It's just kept in reasonable check so that people can go on fucking with the system from within it. No great Machiavellian schemes of the sort you expect from supervillains, but enough ugliness that I want right out once I've gotten my incentive. They'll have what they need and I can move on with my life far away from watching other gifted get used or become the ones who use others.