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which season are you on, you giant loser?

[damn right she's laughing]

fuck off, i could have been a winner.

[redemptionarcs]

like i'm going to tell you after you called me a loser.

[ /OFFENDED

but markedly less so than he would have been two months ago. go figure. ]

don't think so. dresses are mandatory.

you probably would have tripped over yours.

[ that's probably a huge point deduction. 0/10 ]

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i'm only telling the truth, loser.

sticks and stones murphy, i can walk fine in a dress now :)

[redemptionarcs]

you sure?

won't believe it until i see it.

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was this is a backwards attempt to ask me out

[redemptionarcs]

what. no.

why would i want to ask you out?

[ you call him a loser, and make fun of his life choices. ]

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are you saying i'm not dateable?

[she's fucking with you murphy]

[redemptionarcs]

[ what is happening here. of course the most immediate response he thinks to type out is yes. but. jem doesn't hate him, and he doesn't want to blow it. ]

no.

just saying you probably wouldn't look good in a dress.

i mean, if you were going to wear one on our date.

[ ... let's update the earlier notion from what is happening to why is this happening. ]

that i didn't ask you on.

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you'll never know how i look in a dress then, i suppose.

[all her dresses are short, he'd probably have a heart attack. ]

[redemptionarcs]

[ survived the ground, only to be killed by a pair of legs. r.i.p. murphy ]

how will i ever survive.

the curiosity might just kill me.

[medals]

you won't, i, unfortunately, look extremely too good in a dress.

[redemptionarcs]

that's your opinion.

who knows if there's any truth in it.

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this sounds like you're baiting me into sending you a selfie

[redemptionarcs]

i'm not baiting you into anything.

just stating the facts.

[ would he mind a selfie though........ no. ]

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sounds like you're def trying to bait me

[guess who's snapping a shot of her legs]

[redemptionarcs]

let's say i am, is it working?

[medals]

might be

[redemptionarcs]

might is a cop out.

you scared i won't give you a sash and tiara, jem?

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my rep is on the line here, i see

[Guess what, incoming shot of her pins, bucko. From the waist down, skirt resting high on her thighs, legs bare of socks and shoes. What now, punk????]

[redemptionarcs]

[ okay, well. there's a long moment where he just stares at the picture, unbelieving. because she did it.

she really did it. ]

your reputation is safe, i guess.

[ but he can't just leave it at that, because it rings nice, so : ] still not giving you a tiara.

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[she never backs down from a challenge murphy. ]

well that's unfair murphy wtf