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VIEWING CONTACT JEMINY [ WALKER, JEMIMA ] ( AUTOMATED MESSAGE ) jem here. leave a message, ta. [ text | email | voicemail | videochat | visit ]

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strawberry jam
bleach
pair of marigolds for freddie's dainty little hands :)

can you bring two space heaters? freddie's been fucking off to a mansion for 2 months and this place could use the extra boost.

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Strawberry jam, bleach, marigolds and two space heaters it is.

whoops surprise 2/2

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Seeds or seedless?

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seeds, maybe freddie will be too disgusted to steal it

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Clever. I'll get you both, hide the seedless in a bag of raisins. Nobody eats those.

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d'you like raisins john? because my dad, bless his heart, loves a good raisin.

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Do you want this jam or not?

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sorry dad

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And to think I was going to pick you up some chocolate.

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i like caramel shortbread best

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That's nice for you.

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mhm

so. john. you and freddie seem



cosy.

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We do, do we?

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be honest
is freddie going to be my step-dad, because i have to be honest with you, that might get a little weird

1/2

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Fuck off Jem

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We're doing alright.

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good.
i know he can be hard work sometimes, but he seems as happy as an obtuse arsehole can be so. good. i'm happy for you.

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[ it's— different. Jem bringing it up. he's talked to Claire, that was a somewhat transformative experience in and of itself, but having to spell it out compared to having someone mention it for themselves, Freddie's best friend no less...

he seems as happy as an obtuse arsehole can be so. ]

Thanks.

[ fuck off, jem. he did not come prepared for this.

time to move swiftly on at a rough diagonal. ]

You should advertise twofer. Drop in for a favour, get my blessing free of charge.

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i'm angling for some caramel shortbread, as i'm sure you'll understand :)

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*for the low low price of some caramel shortbread

I'll see what I can do.

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ta dad

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If you keep it up I'll ground you

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i live with freddie and a pirate, that's not gonna stick

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Option one: behave.
Option two: I start living up to the rep with terrible jokes.

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hahahahahahah, provide joke example