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do i get to know who on

fuck no
you'll hunt her down and make me look like an idiot
or an asshole
or both

just tell me how to stop this

john wtf i'm not an animal

john i have some bad news for and some good news for you
i fell in love with my last two crushes (bad news)
i'm dating one (good news) and one fucked off forever (bad news)

i mean you could tell her hope for scathing rejection to get over it faster

i'm really bad at this

shit
you know what happened with my last two
i mean most of it
i haven't given you all the updates here

i don't wanna do this again
it's bad enough with those two here
she's just
she's just FUCKING COOL and i don't wanna do this

it can't have possibly gotten more complicated

am i ... your crush???

[she's cool right]

...
no jem
this isn't my roundabout way of saying i have a crush on you
what the hell
put the ego down for a sec and keep up

[Oh THAT IS RICH.]

the other two are always complicated
forget them for now
this is someone totally new and she's a badass
and funny and has a good head on her shoulders
the right kinda priorities y'know?
and she's hot

i got no hope on this one

ok first of all i'm very cool
and second of all this is a devestating blow for my ego

how old is she

you'll survive

i dunno, i never asked
hold on

[He's just checking Cuddlr here...]

19
i figured she was about my age

no i won't, you think someone's cooler than me :(

oh that's cool
just ask her out ffs. you are literally here to get laid. go get laid

i never even said that
i just don't have a crush on you
that's a good thing
i'd mostly hate you right now if i did

not that
i don't hate her
but it's awkward and shit, it's not that easy
this is what crushes do

very rude

ok what you do is ask her over to netflix and chill
and then you subtly go in for a cuddle

I KNOW HOW TO PUT THE MOVES ON SOMEONE

[He's made a huge mistake.]

THEN DO IT

[yes he has]

fine
fine i'm going to
forget all the crush bullshit
i'm just gonna do it

were you this much of a nerd before

and in the meantime
i'm never talking to you again

well that's a lie

i came to you for help
what the hell good have you been?

you at the start of this conversation: weak
you now: making moves

i wasn't WEAK
i'm not weak
i just don't want this shit getting out of control

okay realistically speaking do you want this to go anywhere?

ok because real talk, i guess
it can really, really hurt. i thought i was ready for it being temporary and i really, really was not. i don't even how i'd take petre leaving now.

Edited 2015-11-20 02:23 (UTC)

real talk?
i've never had anything go anywhere
i don't know what it fucking looks like except from the outside
long term, temporary, whatever
never happened

ask her out.

you don't have any history with her. it's uncomplicated.
see where it goes.

i wanted to get rid of this

but if it's just a date
i can do that

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