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— text | un: jace

[vermax]

so are we crashing the presidential fuckfest?

[medals]

[ !!!! ]

fuckin right we are : P

he didn’t ask u to dj??

[vermax]

fuck yeah

no
he's trying to get in my mom's pants & missing his big in

[medals]

if he fucks ur hot mom before me i’m gonna kms

[vermax]

you have better chances with my mom than he does tbh

i need dirt on the guy
think i should offer up my services

text — un: cunt

[ghostface]

what the fuck did i do now?

[medals]

wdym

[ghostface]

wdym wdim
what do you mean

[medals]

bitch?

[ghostface]

you ignored me at breakfast and ain't said shit to me all morning, that's what the fuck i mean

— text | un: goat

[dualitys]

How’s my princess doing today?

[medals]

[ tactical manipulation, ]

sad :((((

i’ve barely seen u and gray since we got here :(((

[dualitys]

( it’s really hook, line, and sinker — ) What’s your brother been up to?

Well, let daddy take you to breakfast. I’m all yours today.

1/2

[medals]

REALLY?? YAY!!! 💖💖💖🥰🥰🥰🥰

2/2

[medals]

i don’t want to get him in trouble :(

[dualitys]

Anything you want, princess.

He’s not in trouble. ( This is a lie. )

text — un: cunt

[ghostface]

you remember that fuckin pervert journalist from camilla's halloween party a couple years back?
he's here

[medals]

the one who tried to film my tits??

[ghostface]

not that one

( or, actually: )

okay yeah that one too i guess

no idea how he got an invite but considering this is eight countries and counting that he's followed us to i'm gonna go out on a limb and say he might be on to us

[medals]

[ mmm. ]

has he contacted you? he hasn't contacted me. or daddy, far as i know.

[ghostface]

he ain't gonna contact any of us if he's sleuthing around jem

( no, they won't find out what he knows until he's published it on the internet for all of god and country to see — or the feds show up at their door, whichever happens first. )

i'll handle it

text — un: cunt

[ghostface]

stop coddling him

[medals]

u don't mind when i coddle u

[ghostface]

he's a grown man jemima
if he wants to pretend he didn't get his nut as much as we did fuck him

[medals]

knock me up and then fuck our kids in 20 years
see how you feel about it