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To: goatface [d.johnson@saltburnt.co.uk]

goatface says:
tits

goatface says:
now

•]••´º´•» J E M «•´º´••[• says:
where

goatface says:
yours slut

•]••´º´•» J E M «•´º´••[• says:
no?

goatface says:
tits please slut

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[semicharmed]

[ Goodbye, cake-shaped cannibalism and reliving the second-worst night of his life, Matt has discovered a new form of horror. He quickly goes through his entire phone, from contacts to notes to the music app just to be safe. ]

How do you know all this?

[medals]

we live together lol

i also don't mind the thirst traps :)

[semicharmed]

OH [ Matt types, to the first half of the message, followed by: ] ohh

well. there's more where that came from :)

probably without your cohabitator, but apparently I can't be 100% on that

[medals]

to be fair, i could sent u a thirst trap and he'll probably be in the background in most too
he likes to feel involved that's all and i have to indulge him, i can't say no to his little face

[semicharmed]

Understood. Frankly, I don't know if I could say no to his little face either

though my perception is colored by the fact that he was the guy giving me pain meds for a few days there.

Plus, it would be extremely hypocritical of me to object to his presence in my text messages when I started it

[medals]

he's an acquired taste but he's also, you know, the best ???

do you want a thirst trap tho

[semicharmed]

[ Aww, that's genuinely sweet to read.

But also: ]

yes please