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[medals]

spooky!

also: eddie!
parisa, she’s my favourite. and there’s this really pretty girl, betty!! leave her alone.

[unconscionable]

Eddie doesn't even remember us.

[medals]

he’s still eddie though 😔

[ghostface]

i'd rather eddie kill me, honestly.

what about a guy named embry moore? asking for a friend who thinks he'd look cuter if he were dead.

[medals]

who the fuck is this guy?????

it’s so weird, every time i see his name i want to stab him??? i’ve never even met him

[unconscionable]

I don't know him so I extra don't care.

[unorthodoc]

@jod Have you been doing psychedelics without me?

Embry Moore sounds like a stripper name. If he's a stripper I will change my answer.

[medals]

u have strippers at home

[unorthodoc]

Is it a crime for a man to want more strippers?

[medals]

you’re incorrigible

anyway i don’t think he’s a stripper

[unorthodoc]

Not with that attitude.

[ghostface]

he's the vice-president, allegedly.

[medals]

vp of what

[ghostface]

well, he's a rich white man, so the united states.

[medals]

are you gonna kill the (vice) president

[ghostface]

i feel like it'd really round out my resume.

[medals]

why??

[ghostface]

( well, about that. )

just for fun, i don't know. why not, you know?

[medals]

sounds like bullshit

[ghostface]

anyway, what i'm getting out of this is that none of you would give a fuck if i killed this one specific guy, hypothetically.

( that's good enough for him! )

[medals]

don't get caught

[ghostface]

well, now you've jinxed it, so if i do get caught it's your fault.

[medals]

if you get caught it's bc you decided to slut it up in the middle of doing it probably

[ghostface]

what, you want me to hit and run him instead?

[medals]

do you have to fuck every middle aged white lad u want to murder

can u just keep ur dick in ur pants for once before one of them bites it off