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yikes

That was dramatic.

i have a migraine

[ written in english in john's notebook in his lovely handwriting: ]

Off-Limits

[ he takes names around the fire while they're all a little drunk: they can take turns to name one person, and that person is, pending discussion, off-limits for murder and harassment by the rest of their little family. family-by-extension. he's tired of catching up his loved ones' loved ones in the crossfire. john has already written: ]

Mavis.

Edited 2024-02-04 05:28 (UTC)

[Her additions, right away are: ]

Eddie.
Billy.

~~petre~~
pe
~~petre~~

Alina ❤️

( left for john and house at the foot of their recently made bed one morning: two leather cord bracelets with gemstone beading, amber for john to signify the sun and blue turquoise for house to signify the sky.

left for jem at her greenhouse shack: labradorite beading, for the night sky.

then, to all of them: )

for good luck, good vibes, bountiful harvests, or whatever the fuck.

don't be weird about it.

[ Putting it on immediately, using it as a fidget toy, thanks babe. ]

Can we be a little weird about it?

only if you suck my dick while you're doing it.

don't speak 2 ur father like that young man

you're right. sorry, pops. i'll watch my mouth from now on,

if you suck my dick.

[definitely not crying about it:]

!!!!
dannyyyyy
did you make this??

yeah.

started on it after i came back. ( from the dead. ) if you ain't fucking with the beading, i can swap it out for something else.

[100% not crying at all: ]

shut up, it's beautiful
did u make a matching one for u too

( stop making him admit to all these homosexual activities, like being sentimental and giving a fuck. )

maybe. (: come over and find out.

you did!!!!!

okay, i'll even suck your dick if house doesn't get there first

I'm gonna be weird about it.

[ someone is getting so many kisses. ]

i know what i want for my birthday.

:)

IMG ATTACHMENT

i luv technology so much

reminding me that i also love technology

wyd baby

taking artistic nudes to use as ammunition later :)

you know what's also really artistic? showing us your tits.

1 sec

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:) ❤️✨🤙🏻

Nearly a year without nudie pics and that's all we get?

excuse me i don’t see any of you sending me titty pics

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I can't see any nipple.

one sec i need good lighting

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That's more like it. 👍

ftr all dick pics better have this much thought

Like this?

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i miss our chickens 😔😔

We can rebuild them. We have the technology.

okay
but they stay in ur room

I think you mean our room.

[ oh 🥺🥺🥺🥺 ]

our room………

It's the one across the bathroom from our other room.

i missed you

I missed you too. I would have put up a photo of you in my prison cell but I didn't have one. Next time I'll just use these.

????
next time????

Well.

If I get caught.

???
john don’t let him out of your sight

I don't.

good

love u daddy

She meant more like this.

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Disturbingly arousing.

nerds
dorks

Too dorky to fuck your tits?

are u taking turns

Too dorky to watch him fuck your tits?

wdym watch, pop a vicodin and get to work

We might have an issue with angles but I'm willing to try it out.

👍👍👍

i think you mean 👏👏👏👏🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻???

Edited 2024-06-19 08:45 (UTC)

Nope, definitely three thumbs up.

Up where?

So nobody was going to mention Lucifer to me?

( and i oop )

hey, some guy named lucifer is here and the resemblance is uncanny.

Wow, thank you Daniel.

i didn't think it was important. you're prettier anyway.

There's a demon walking around with my face and you didn't think it was important.

so? he's pretty well-behaved for the fuckin' king of hell or whatever.

Is he.

( and i oop x2 )

anyway

( user GOATFACE last seen: a few seconds ago. )

i thought it would be and sexy surprise like a lil guy dming me asking if he could chase me!

I told you I got you a present.

yes 🥰

i’m being sincere
was it not a fun and sexy surprise???

All right. You've got a point.

it was a fun and sexy surprise for us too 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

i told him danny was a myspace virgin

Wow, glad you mentioned it, you just saved me from a really embarrassing PDA.

Would you still love me if I was the prince of hell and source of all human evil 🥺

Wait, you're not? Then what am I supposed to do with these "I ♥ The Prince Of Hell And Source Of All Human Evil" t-shirts?

Danny can wear them.

And nothing else.

Wait, is this a punishment or a reward?

Yes.

kinks we want 2 do

i’ll go first: how do we fit all 3 of u inside of me at once

two in your cunt, one in your other cunt? i call dibs on licking it all out.

yeah!! but how do the angles work

you on your back, someone under you, one of us quasi-straddling you from on top, the other guy behind that guy.

house has to be under me so he gets the ass

alternately house and john get your lower half and i get the top. (:

that’s not the same 😔😔😔

ain't it? you got three holes and there's three of us.

i want 2 be full danny

we can spitroast any time

okay, slut.

( say less. )

ur turn

pass. i wanna hear john and house's first.

pussy

no, but i love yours. (:

Yeah.

My turn: you've got that strap on. Why don't we see how many we can fit inside Danny?

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🥰 yes

( he was thinking of jem sitting on his face and house and john doubling up on the other end, but this is a nice thought, too. )

you're all severely underestimating how much i like things inside me.

( no homo. )

so a fourth dick?? greedy

or a knife. (:

you're not allowed extra holes wtf

as king of the holes, i say i'm allowed all the extra holes i want.

i think every time you do something bad, john should take a hole away from you

Edited 2024-07-12 18:17 (UTC)

that's actually the most fucked up thing you've ever said to me.

i can do worse

John Gaius will remember this...

start kink sharing emperor undying

You know all my kinks. I'm enjoying watching you guys go.

we can go on you. (:

one at a time or all at once

Aww, guys. It all works for me.

what's something u REALLY want to do though

except that, we can do that later

( hi, chat. )

so hypothetically if i was going to kill anyone, who would you want me to kill the least

That one barista with a green mohawk who made me a perfect chai mocha cortado.

( a very john answer. )

noted. ( and by noted he means: learn how to make john an even more perfect chai mocha cortado, right after he learns what the fuck that is. ) is that where you keep fucking off to in the morning?

I've been exploring! The other day i just went in the same direction for about twelve hours. Could still sense everyone around like normal. fuckkked.

spooky!

also: eddie!
parisa, she’s my favourite. and there’s this really pretty girl, betty!! leave her alone.

Eddie doesn't even remember us.

he’s still eddie though 😔

i'd rather eddie kill me, honestly.

what about a guy named embry moore? asking for a friend who thinks he'd look cuter if he were dead.

who the fuck is this guy?????

it’s so weird, every time i see his name i want to stab him??? i’ve never even met him

I don't know him so I extra don't care.

@jod Have you been doing psychedelics without me?

Embry Moore sounds like a stripper name. If he's a stripper I will change my answer.

u have strippers at home

Is it a crime for a man to want more strippers?

you’re incorrigible

anyway i don’t think he’s a stripper

Not with that attitude.

he's the vice-president, allegedly.

vp of what

well, he's a rich white man, so the united states.

are you gonna kill the (vice) president

i feel like it'd really round out my resume.

why??

( well, about that. )

just for fun, i don't know. why not, you know?

sounds like bullshit

anyway, what i'm getting out of this is that none of you would give a fuck if i killed this one specific guy, hypothetically.

( that's good enough for him! )

don't get caught

well, now you've jinxed it, so if i do get caught it's your fault.

if you get caught it's bc you decided to slut it up in the middle of doing it probably

what, you want me to hit and run him instead?

do you have to fuck every middle aged white lad u want to murder

can u just keep ur dick in ur pants for once before one of them bites it off

i did keep my dick in my pants. he took it out first.

did u let him????

( tfw u don't want to tell your little sister this middle aged white lad drugged u, tied u up, and made u cry )

not necessarily.

oh ok

i'll kill him dw!

it ain't like that. besides, you can't kill him 'til i've sat on his dick again for therapy.

no

I'll race you

date night ❤️

it's a waste of perfectly good dick, jemima.

and john.

go sit on daddy’s dick instead jesus

i can't live on john's dick.

then sit on house’s

how about i just sit on yours?

perfect! glad u figured it out

i have a rly cool strap OR john can grow me a real dick

( okay, wait, hold up. momentarily distracted from talk of murder and dick-sitting for, ) like

a functioning one?

yeah???

( well, fair enough. he did make a little fake cunt out of danny's guts that one time. )

table that for later.

no!

okay, then go have john grow you one right now.

so u can run off while we’re busy??? i think not

i have a date.

with my dick, yes

that's gonna be my bedtime snack.

no

Yeah

you're so sexy it makes me sick.

The unfathomable cosmic horror of what turns you on strikes again.

Are you going to let your sister fuck you?

if you grow her a dick, yeah. are you gonna watch?

I did track down a green chair

It'll take me an hour or so, the piping's complex

do you wanna suck on my energy while doing it or whatever the fuck it is you do when you do your magic?

( one day danny will learn the proper name for all of this shit like a responsible cav. )

Just a little suck

oh!!! actually while we’re grounding danny

can one of u kill me/mortally wound me pls
i need to test a theory

if i don't get to do it, i wanna at least help. i've definitely thought about killing you a lot longer than anyone else.

( with love, ur brother. )

i think it would be really romantic if one of you held me while someone else holds my hand and then the other one plunges a knife into my heart

🤔🤔

or! while we’re fucking

it's more erotic if one of us has our dick in you. besides, everyone's gotta die while getting railed at least once. all of us here have done it except you.

when did house die while getting railed

( whoops, let's not talk about that, actually. )

the void. where is this even coming from, anyway?

that doesn’t count

counted to me.

😡

DANNY

if that doesn't count it means none of it counted.

don’t

( ✔️ read )

Can I ask why?

i think i can heal again

i broke a door, and set a book on fire by accident

Can we start with minor injuries so I can study your thalergy? I nicked a very nice flogger from the club.

only if we can still make it goth

Everything we do is inherently goth

can you do the nun facepaint for it :)

Fuck yes

!!!!!

💀💀💀 < me

again? when the fuck could you heal in the first place?

also, you owe eddie a new door.

they probably already fixed it lol

i could heal in eudio. it was my second contract, i think? maybe third. i get them mixed up. i made sure i’d be safe. i didn’t keep any of it in rubilyk

maybe i didn’t need it, with the mist? 🤔

( featuring: one attached image, no context. )

hedgehog

( less than a minute later, )

what do hedgehogs eat

Chili dogs. Duh.

[ 90's cartoons better not have lied to him. ]

open ur phone browser

type google dot com

search

IS THAT REAL

( why google when family )

yeah, i found a pumpkin and won it. he's really cuddly.

and i'm not feeding him chili dogs, house.

Don't let it pee in the bed. We're the only ones allowed to do that.

we need a hedgehog house!!!!!!

[ Image attached of a bloodied handprint on the sink in the bathroom. ]

Young man, what have we taught you about cleaning up after yourself?

Unless this was Jem, in which case disregard, and you clearly need better tampons.

>:((((( HEY

Sounds like an admission of guilt. Though you'd be over a week early, what's up with that?

( tentatively, from inside his den, woken up from his murder hangover because his phone won't stop fucking buzzing: )

don't be mad

( at the blood on the sink and the floor or the murder. )

i only premeditated it a little this time

a little?

it was mostly last minute

explain yourself young man

[99% chance she is typing this while spooning and covered in blood, too]

i killed embry moore in the chapel last night.

[ typically confusing wave of horny and this slut - ]

fuck sake

Not surprised, that guy was fucking horny for death. Let me know if you need an alibi, yeah. Don't want Rubi 2.0.

love you 💖

[ all of you, drive by affection before she goes to torment some other white guy in his 40s ]

who are you going to fuck now?

myself actually

( oh. )

i'm inviting myself.

you can watch on the chair

am i grown enough for that? daddy doesn't usually let me sit in the chair.

i think you’ve been bad enough to deserve it

i have been pretty fuckin awful, haven't i.

the absolute worst, if you’ve been paying attention

jace was a little out of pocket, but the rest of them? ain't nothing they didn't have coming.

jace was overkill u can say it

i thought it was a fun idea at the time.

ur so fucked up baby

do you think all those little white-haired the hills have eyes bitches are gonna be a pain in our asses?

oh yeah you’re fucked

no, jem, we're fucked. that's family.

if someone with white hair tries to kill me i’ll be upset

well, if anyone tries to kill you, i'll kill them.

( problem solved. )

danny u would kill a bug if it looked sexy enough

One of my lyctors is here. Harrowhark. She's only nineteen and she's spent most of her life in a sort of nunnery so do me a solid and look out for her if she's overwhelmed or lost or whatever. Cheers.

get her drunk, got it

if it's the girl wearing all black like she's in eternal mourning, i'm pretty sure i've met her.

if i was in a nunnery i’d be depressed too

It's a goth nunnery. Remember when I gave you the Ninth facepaint? Anyway, be kind, please, she gets overwhelmed easily.

oh hell yeah i'm gonna get her into slipknot
just like kier did for me

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