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that is the happiest dog i have ever seen in my life wtf ahhaha
he's so happy to be getting a bath, bless him!

give him a tickle for me!

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I don't tickle the things, i just take the filth right out of them

what do you think, should i put a bow on it

purple or pink

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booooooooooo
tickle it's chin!!

purple bow, yeah. a big one.

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five bucks and i will

awesome, the owners are gonna fucking love it

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cruel, bring him here and i'll tickle his chin

do a bow like pebbles from the flinstones too

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i would but that might count as kidnapping

puppynapping?

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think of it as puppy liberation.

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will you liberate me from jail

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they'll never take us alive!!!

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speak for yourself I WANNA LIVE

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weak!!!!!!!!

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still charging those five dollars though

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i'll give you ten if you tickle a chin

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awesome, come on over to give them to me

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k but no promises to leave sans puppy

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it's your ass on the court not mine

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and on the eudio local news today, girl steals a puppy from local groomer.

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knowing this place that's probably the most tragic occurrence they'll ever have

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i think people being told ikea aren't free sex rooms wins that one, tbh

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THEY AREN'T?!

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well anywhere is a free sex room if you're brave enough petre.
but yeah the security at ikea are not keen.

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what if i became security at ikea

what then

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every room is a free sex room???

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HELL YEAH

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ikea needs to be protected from you