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i'll kill him

do i have to dance

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Yes.

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i'm a terrible dancer

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It's a terrible dance, you'll be fine. It'll be fun! And there'll be booze.

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i'm sceptical but open minded. but i'll be there for the booze.

[she's never having sex in a kitchen again]

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There will be video and pictures and everyone will be drunk enough to smile for me, it's going to be great.

I usually have sort of a whole winter festival for my birthday, practically, but I thought I'd rein it in a little this year.

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ilde do you really need a whole winter festival?

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I mean, it's nice to have.

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have you considered the little party areas they have in mcdonalds though

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For some reason that has never come up as a suggestion before it's a mystery as to why

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you've been friends with all the wrong people
just think
we could be doing the superman song with mcnuggets

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You are not getting out of the Santa suit that easily !

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karma is slowly kicking my arse for all my sins

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Just the ones committed on my benchtop. You'll have fun! Or you'll get blackout drunk and I'll swear afterwards you enjoyed it.

I don't know if I'll bother having a proper party, though. Maybe just you and me and Petre and Freddie and someone to hold the camera.

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we take shots every time petre suggests a) we have a foursome and b) make a sex tape

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Then we'll need a sixth to call the ambulance

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that's too close to potentially giving him his orgy dreams

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What if we just make out and don't let him join in

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perfect tbh

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See, I knew it'd be fun.

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we might have to like
gag him

he's very sulky

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I mean that just sounds like fun