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[broil]

the plug is for me silly

hahahahahaha this is going to be so good
you know what you should lead him around the house
then just let him see the big reveal
by which i mean me lying seductively on the bed
naked

1/2

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with the butt plug though

he's going to get suspicious if there's no music

2/2

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we are arseholes petre hahahahhaha

[broil]

why do you think we're so perfect for each other

what are we using

barry white

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no no no

marvin gaye

[broil]

lady gaga

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love game right

[broil]

i think you should lead him to the room

where i'll be with rose petals around on the bed

i'll be lying there like a french girl

flower in my teeth

flawless plan

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beautiful
i've got a tear in my eye

[and there's an attachment screemshot of this]

i think we should get him all hot and bothered and then make him watch us make out tbh

[broil]

oh this is in the bag

he has to get hard first

i mean really hard and ready to go

then all he can do is watch

that'll piss him off so much and he can't even leave because he'll be in the street with a huge boner

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do you know hard it is not to make jokes right now

maybe we should make sure he's like mostly stripped down though
i mean eventually we're going to have to stop being arseholes and that means we've got way less work to do

[broil]

but that's part of what i said

hard and ready to go means naked

or at least half naked

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ok but you could have meant in his jeans

so now that we have established partial nudity as the way forward

[broil]

nah if they're off and he tries to put them back on it'll be painful for him

and hilarious for us

i guess we can just have him in his undies

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how cross do you think he's going to get because i feel like there is a fine line between teasing him and him burning down a kitchen out of petulance maybe

[broil]

whatever happens if he breaks it he buys it

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i can see him buying a whole kitchen, you're right.

[broil]

do we bring a fire extinguisher just in case

it'd be funny to blast him with it

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i hate how much i'm laughing right now

take this seriously petre he has a fragile ego



like you

[broil]

my ego is huge

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well that's true

[the bigger they are the harder they fall]

[broil]

obviously

now get to work i need to go wax

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well there's a mental image i'll be trying to erase for the rest of my fragile mortal life


bye 😰

[broil]

sorry would it be better if i shaved

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veet