hahahahahaha this is going to be so good you know what you should lead him around the house then just let him see the big reveal by which i mean me lying seductively on the bed naked
do you know hard it is not to make jokes right now
maybe we should make sure he's like mostly stripped down though i mean eventually we're going to have to stop being arseholes and that means we've got way less work to do
how cross do you think he's going to get because i feel like there is a fine line between teasing him and him burning down a kitchen out of petulance maybe
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i think he's still mad at me
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bit rude of me.
maybe i should ask. he might forgive me if i surprise him with a threesome.
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mostly because he's mad
'i'
there is no i in threesome
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but he has comparison issues btw never compare him to cole otherwise youre in for a ride
we
w e can surprise him with a threesome
i'm going to invite him to a surprise party and the surprise is that we're all going to be naked
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if you get what i mean
sounds amazing
bring the butt plug
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hahahaha but ok he's in
get this
he's letting me blindfold him
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hahahahahaha this is going to be so good
you know what you should lead him around the house
then just let him see the big reveal
by which i mean me lying seductively on the bed
naked
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he's going to get suspicious if there's no music
2/2
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what are we using
barry white
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marvin gaye
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where i'll be with rose petals around on the bed
i'll be lying there like a french girl
flower in my teeth
flawless plan
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i've got a tear in my eye
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i think we should get him all hot and bothered and then make him watch us make out tbh
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he has to get hard first
i mean really hard and ready to go
then all he can do is watch
that'll piss him off so much and he can't even leave because he'll be in the street with a huge boner
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maybe we should make sure he's like mostly stripped down though
i mean eventually we're going to have to stop being arseholes and that means we've got way less work to do
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hard and ready to go means naked
or at least half naked
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so now that we have established partial nudity as the way forward
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and hilarious for us
i guess we can just have him in his undies
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