[ what is happening here. of course the most immediate response he thinks to type out is yes. but. jem doesn't hate him, and he doesn't want to blow it. ]
no.
just saying you probably wouldn't look good in a dress.
i mean, if you were going to wear one on our date.
[ ... let's update the earlier notion from what is happening to why is this happening. ]
[Guess what, incoming shot of her pins, bucko. From the waist down, skirt resting high on her thighs, legs bare of socks and shoes. What now, punk????]
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no.
just saying you probably wouldn't look good in a dress.
i mean, if you were going to wear one on our date.
[ ... let's update the earlier notion from what is happening to why is this happening. ]
that i didn't ask you on.
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[all her dresses are short, he'd probably have a heart attack. ]
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how will i ever survive.
the curiosity might just kill me.
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who knows if there's any truth in it.
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just stating the facts.
[ would he mind a selfie though........ no. ]
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[guess who's snapping a shot of her legs]
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you scared i won't give you a sash and tiara, jem?
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[Guess what, incoming shot of her pins, bucko. From the waist down, skirt resting high on her thighs, legs bare of socks and shoes. What now, punk????]
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she really did it. ]
your reputation is safe, i guess.
[ but he can't just leave it at that, because it rings nice, so : ] still not giving you a tiara.
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well that's unfair murphy wtf