[Freddie lets himself into the booth next to hers, leaving his curtain open as he strips off.]

Relationships are monumentally fucked up, that's the problem with them. I had one once. Terrible.

[He swipes the dress from the hanger and tries to work out how the zip and the lining all hang together.]

But you sound like you've got an idea of what you're letting yourself in for. Just let me know if you ever need me to find someone less breakable than me to hurt him for you.